Made ya look….
So unless you’ve been living under a rock, chances are you’ve heard of the latest tomes to sweep the country, the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy. Well maybe not the whole country—more like the half of the world with double X chromosomes. These 3 books of erotica which have been called everything from “mommy porn” to “not-safe-for-work novels” have probably set the record for Wikipedia searches for the meaning of BDSM (for the record: bondage, discipline, dominance, submission, sadism, and masochism). But more importantly, it has people talking out in the open about sex. Kinky sex. And there’s no doubt it has lit a fire under many flailing relationships.
My first exposure to 50 Shades came via Facebook. Whenever someone posted a question asking for good book recommendations, this series was mentioned again and again. So I downloaded them on my Kindle having no idea, other than the enormous number of positive reviews it had, what I was in for. Then a good friend professed she’d stayed up all night reading said books and I remembered they were only a click away.
Okay, so the prose and the characters really aren’t well developed or even well written. Agreed. But when I think back to several books that incited crazes over the last few decades (Interview with the Vampire, Twilight, Hunger Games, and Flowers in the Attic, to name a few) none of them would have taken home the Nobel Prize for Literature either. Yet all of them spawned franchises, blockbuster movies, and got people reading—which, I believe, even Oprah would approve of.
So whether you loved or hated it the books, think they’re smut or sex kitten-worthy, and regardless of whether you’ll be camping out to get tickets for the opening of the movie (recently optioned by Universal for $5 mill)—no judgments here.
But I couldn’t resist putting in my two cents; isn’t that the point of having one’s own blog?) And while I don’t profess to have any unique insight into BDSM, I do know a little thing or two about grey tones. So if you’re looking for a little 50 Shades-esque inspiration here it is, my non-sexual homage to this page-turner: The Best 50 Shades of Grey … MAKEUP. Enjoy!
Palette
Armani Beauty Maestro Eye Shadow Quad in Ocean
Physicians Formula Shimmer Strip in Smoky
NYX Glitter Cream Palette in Ice Queen
Cream/Long Wearing Eye Shadow
Bobbi Brown Long Wear Cream Eye Shadow in Galaxy
Trish McEvoy 24-Hour Eye Shadow and Liner in Crystal Grey
Laura Mercier Caviar Stick Eye Colour in Steel
Mally Beauty Evercolor Shadow Stick in Gunmetal
Clinique Lid Smoothie Antioxidant 8-Hour Eye Color in Sassy Frass
Maybelline Eye Studio Color Tattoo Eyeshadow in Audacious Asphalt
Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Shadow Pencil in Mercury
Benefit Creaseless Cream Shadow/Liner in Skinny Jeans
Powder Eye Shadow
Burberry Sheer Eye Shadow Eye Enhancer in Pearl Grey
Clinique Color Surge Eye Shadow Stay Matte in Slate
Estee Lauder Pure Color EyeShadow Shimmer in Polished Platinum
Bare Escentuals bareMinerals High Shine Eyecolor in Flash
Laura Geller Eye Rimz in Potion
Loose Powder Eye Shadow
Laura Mercier Mineral Eye Powder in Graphite
Makeup Forever Glitters in Silver 2
Bare Escentual bareMinerals Eyecolor in Skyline
Metallic Eye Shadow
Armani Eyes to Kill Intense Shadow in Silver/Black Grey
NARS Night Series Eye Shadow in Night Life
Laura Mercier Sequin Eye Colour in Sterling
Bobbi Brown Sparkle Eye Shadow in Silver Moon
L’Oreal Infallible Eyeshadow in Sultry Smoke
Hard Candy Eye Candy Glitter Eye Cream Plus Glittering Liner in Flashy
Stila Jewel Eye Shadow in Black Diamond
Eye Liner
Bobbi Brown Long-Wear Gel Eyeliner in Graphite Shimmer
Chanel Le Crayon Khol in Graphite
Dior Diorshow Waterproof Liner in Slate
YSL Eye Pencil in Charcoal Grey
Trish McEvoy Eye Definer in Midnight Diamond
NARS Glitter Pencil in Roxbury
Lancome Liner Design in Trendy Grey
Urban Decay Heavy Metal Shimmer Liner in Glam Rock
Too Faced Starry-Eyed Liquid Eye Liner in Ooh & Aah
Jemma Kidd Makeup School Crushed Jewel Liner in Diamond
Mascara
YSL Volume Effet Faux Cils in Sublime Grey
geoGirl FYEO Feather Lash Mascara in Grey
Jane Iredale Longest Lash Thickening & Lengthening Mascara in Slate Grey
Hard Candy Lash Tinsel in Disco Ball
Sue Devitt Microquatic Lash Luxury Mascara Black Widow Black Lavender
Nail Polish
NARS Night Series Nail Polish in Night Breed
Nail Inc Metallic Polish in Trafalgar Square
Essie Nail Polish in Over the Edge


